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Stir-Crazy

April 9, 2014

Hello Readers, I am Ira McKnitty-Pants reporting. It seems the blogger known as IntrovertedKnitter has gone MIA for the time being. Our sources tell us that the blogger, who was put on a knitting prohibition for a couple of weeks has been feeling the pain of withdrawal. It appears she may have developed a case of going stir-crazy and was last seen heading into her stash stating, that she was going to “organize the thing at last.” We have no solid confirmation as to the status of this organization at the moment, but there has appeared to be some updating going on via her Ravelry Stash page. Although updates appear to have slowed down in the last two days. We are unable to identify her location, although I am told that should you discover the blogger in the wild, to approach with caution and possibly not at all, as she seems to be a bit edgy and may not be able to handle direct contact. If contact is made, I am told plying the blogger with Mike and Ike’s candy can go a long way to ensuring a safe and pleasant meeting, although my sources are unconfirmed at this time.

We are looking into providing you with more information as we get it. Stay tuned for this developing story.

 

I’m, Ira McKnitty-Pants reporting.

 

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One Comment
  1. KNITTING PROHIBITION??!?!?! What kind of torture is that?! Must be against the Geneva Convention, surely?

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